🔥 “He’s Not a Twin Flame. He’s a Dumpster Fire.” Petty Oracle™ Ceramic Mug
✨ Product Description:
Because not every spark is sacred — some are just red flags with good lighting.
Sip your morning tea with spiritual clarity and petty precision from the mug that says what your guides have been screaming.
Featuring a vintage tarot card–inspired design of flames, chaos, and karmic regrets, this mug is perfect for caffeinating your intuition and blocking him energetically before coffee.
☕ Perfect for:
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Full moon vent sessions
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Sipping tea while deleting his number (again)
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Reminding your bestie he’s not her assignment
🔮 Details:
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11oz or 15oz white ceramic mug
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Dishwasher + microwave safe
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Double-sided design: tarot card on one side, quote on the other
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Spiritually charged and pettiness approved
✨ Oracle Says:
“Not every connection is cosmic. Some are just cautionary tales.”
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Vendetta
- Email: vendetta-zbq-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.