🫖 Tea Party Like It’s 1773 – Revolutionary Mug

✨ Product Description:

Because some tea is meant to be spilled — and some is meant to be hurled into the harbor.

This mug isn’t just for sipping — it’s for starting sht with style.*
Featuring our flaming vintage teacup and the rallying cry “Tea Party Like It’s 1773” with “No Taxation, No Toleration” beneath, this ceramic chalice of chaos is the perfect vessel for morning rage rituals, hot gossip, or protest prep over peppermint.

Sip like a revolutionary. Spill like a witch.

☕ Perfect for:

• Caffeinated resistance

• Morning spellwork (or petty reflection)

• Reminding capitalism it’s not invited to breakfast

🧾 Details:

• 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug

• Dishwasher & microwave safe

• Double-sided design: teacup on fire, slogans ablaze

• Matte black or white background with vintage gold ink

🔥 Bonus Spell:

Stir counterclockwise and whisper:

“Steep the truth. Burn the lie.
This tea’s for witches who won’t comply.”