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🖤 Tea Party Like It’s 1773 – Protest Tote Bag ✨

256,01 kr SEK
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Some carry groceries. You carry the revolution.

This tote doesn’t just hold stuff — it holds centuries of righteous rage.
Featuring our iconic flaming vintage teacup and the bold declarations “Tea Party Like It’s 1773” and “No Taxation, No Toleration,” this bag is made for witches, rebels, and anyone too glam (and too pissed) to stay silent.

Roomy enough for spellbooks, protest snacks, and the receipts you’re saving for when the empire falls.

💼 Perfect for:

  • Marches, markets, or midnight rituals

  • Hauling hexes and herbal tea

  • Looking historically dangerous in line at Trader Joe’s

🧵 Details:

  • Durable black cotton canvas

  • Double-sided print in bold vintage gold ink

  • 15” x 16” with comfy shoulder straps

  • Machine washable (rebellions can get messy)

🔥 Energy Vibe:

She came to carry burdens—then dumped them in the harbor.

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More details

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
  • Fabric weight: 8 oz

Size & Fit

  • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.