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💖 Too Glam to Beg for Crumbs – Cozy Pink Statement Sweater

$56.00
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Revolution never looked so ravishing.

This pastel-punk pullover is made for witches, rebels, and femmes who refuse to shrink, settle, or beg for crumbs. Featuring our iconic Marie Antoinette artwork — perched pretty with a slice of cake and a stare that says “off with your delusion” — this sweater is your official uniform for soft power and petty revenge.

Cursed in comfort. Blessed in bougie. Drenched in drama.

👑 Perfect for:

  • Plotting your rise over tea and tarot

  • Hexing the patriarchy from the comfort of your couch

  • Saying “I’m not like the other girls — I’m historically vengeful”

🧵 Details:

  • Soft fleece-lined cotton-poly blend

  • Light pink base with bold vintage-style front graphic

  • Unisex fit (slightly oversized for drama)

  • Printed with magic and disrespect for tyrants

🔮 Bonus Energy:

Pairs well with:

  • Red lipstick, lace gloves, & revenge fantasies

  • Cord-cutting scissors and protest signs

  • A mug full of herbal tea and secrets

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More details

  • 80% organic combed ringspun cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.9 oz)
  • Regular fit with dropped shoulders
  • Set-in sleeves
  • Double-layered self-fabric hood
  • Half-moon patch at the back neck   
  • Self-fabric drawcord
  • Embroidered eyelets
  • 1 × 1 rib at collar, sleeves, cuffs, and bottom hem
  • Double-needle topstitch on all seams
  • The fabric of this product is certified by OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

💖 Too Glam to Beg for Crumbs – Cozy Pink Statement Sweater Size Guide

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Size label A B C
S
22.44
12.99
18.31
M
23.23
14.57
18.31
L
242
16.14
18.31
XL
24.8
16.14
18.31
2XL
25.59
18 1/2
18.31

Measurements are provided by suppliers.Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.


B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.


C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.