🖤 Too Glam to Beg for Crumbs – Black Rebel Tote Bag

✨ Product Description:

Because some of us carry curses, receipts, and cake — in the same damn bag.

This isn’t just a tote. It’s a threat.
Featuring our gothic-glam Marie Antoinette art and the iconic phrase “Too Glam to Beg for Crumbs,” this bag is made for witches who throw tea, not tantrums — and who always show up overdressed for the uprising.

Spacious enough for your spellbooks, protest signs, makeup pouch, and audacity.

💣 Perfect for:

• Hauling around hexes & hot takes

• Witch market shopping or political mischief

• Reminding the world you don’t settle — you serve

🧵 Details:

• Durable black canvas

• Double-sided print with bold gold lettering

• Comfortable shoulder straps (soft, not submissive)

• Size: Big enough to carry your sacred rage (and snacks)

🩸 Bonus Energy:

This bag didn’t come to be convenient.
It came to be iconic.