She held her head high, her cake higher, and her standards unreachable.

Sip your morning brew like the revolutionary royalty you are with our “Too Glam to Beg for Crumbs” mug — a rebellious tribute to powdered wigs, protest chic, and the art of not settling for scraps.

Whether you're casting spells, canceling colonizers, or just canceling your ex, this mug is the perfect companion for your daily dose of drama and caffeine.

🔥 Choose Your Poison:

• 🖤 Gothic Edition – For when your morning ritual involves cake, curses, and a dash of guillotine glam. Features dark baroque art with gold detailing and unapologetic opulence.

• 🩷 Pastel Edition – For the soft witches with sharp tongues. Light, sugary, and just as deadly — Marie in pink, sipping on scandal.
  
  

  ☕ Details:

  • 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug

  • Microwave & dishwasher safe (but NOT monarchy safe)

  🩸 Bonus Spell:

  Whisper over your tea:

  “I don’t beg, I summon. I don’t settle, I slay.”